Hello, good evening. Thank you for joining us. Before we begin tonight, I'd like to issue a content warning for anyone faint of heart or otherwise not wanting to hear certain shit.

Tonight's show will contain a lot of death, violence, vomit, feces, gross body stuff, etc.

Some pretty tasteless mass shooting jokes.

Oh, what else?

Anything offensive you can think of.

Might be in the show tonight.

It's a dumb show.

The jokes are in mostly very stupid taste.

But the jokes are the jokes

nonetheless

and

the warnings

the warning

so you can't get mad at us

if you heard this

and then listen to the show

and then one of these things

happened and made you bad sure that won't

stop you though all right thank you now enjoy the show Good evening and welcome to another very scary Halloween edition of Poddam America, the Gothic Socialist podcast for the stupid children to get less stupid.

This year, we usher in our bi-coastal era.

The podcast has become a beacon in the dark night of our stupid countries collapsing culture.

Transmitted from sea to sea.

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