Students. What's your... Well, that happened, moment in the classroom?

At my school, we sometimes have dogs come and check the lockers for illicit substances.

They always announce it like,

Teachers, please do not let students leave the classroom for the next bit of time.

Everyone knows what it means, and one kid in my class grabbed his bag and jumped over

three desks and ran out of the classroom. Turns out, he was an entrepreneur of sorts. A physics class

in community college. Professor was explaining conservation of angular momentum, and had a kid sit on a

tall chair that spins. He then had the kid hold two books out

with extended arms and then spin as fast as he can before telling the kid to pull the books in

close to his chest. Think of a figure skater and how they spin really fast. The kid immediately turns

into a blur and the stool slash chair starts tip slightly, until it rockets from under him

like it was shot from a slingshot. The kid slams into the floor as if he got choke- slammed,

and his head hit the floor in a way that sounded like someone dropped an overly ripe melon.

The look on the professor's face said, well, that was a good run. Guess I have to find a new

career now. Kid turned out okay and everyone

got a laugh, but it genuinely looked like I just witnessed a death. This wasn't my class,

but it was the talk of the school for a while. A well-liked teacher gave her class a free work

day and offered to play some music. Upon opening her iTunes, she found a file named Transformers MP4. Curious, she opened it.

It turned out to be a hardcore adult flick that blasted through the entire class at full volume.

Panicking, she couldn't figure out how to shut it off, so she ran the laptop, open and still

blasting at full volume, down the hallway to the office to reduce exposure

to students. It turns out the superintendent's son used one of the shared servers to browse

...