Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.

Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast, where we study

being social by being social. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Sorry that this episode is coming out on Tuesday.

We're a Monday family here. We have our episodes come out on Mondays, but I do have to be fully

transparent with you. My weekend was so Halloweenful that I needed to press pause on recording this.

I'm fully transparent with you. Did I consume copious amounts of tequila this weekend? I did,

and I am apologizing. That is 100% why the podcast is late. Give me a break. And thank you so much

for that. I am appalled, though, at how many of you wrote me today, which is the day after Halloween.

And you told me that you had classroom unannounced observations the day after Halloween.

If you're listening to this and you are one of those people, I just want you to know that I

fully believe that your administrator needs to be not only fired, but potentially put into one of those,

I know they're from the olden days, but they also have them at Cedar Point for photo opportunities,

where you put your head and your arms in these locks or whatever. It's like a wooden thing,

and then you're just like standing there. I think we need to put your administrator in one of those,

and we're not going to like kill them or anything. This is what we'll do. We'll lock them in the

kindergarten bathroom and they have to be subjected to those urine fumes that are soaked into the

grout of the kindergarten bathroom, because we know that there is no aim in kindergarten. That's

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