I'll never forget one moment I had cafeteria duty I remember this boy and girl and she just

flapping right at them and it was the slack hurt throughout the cafeteria they have so many freaking

group chats with each other and I'm like baby I don't want to see him cussing without the group

chats if you say one wrong word I'm snitching on everybody one boy met at the other boy because the other boy hugged his girlfriend.

Mm-hmm.

And now his girlfriend pregnant with his baby and a little girl.

What my mom would be doing that, huh?

With a marker to her lip, act like she's like.

I said, no, ma'am, we don't smoke.

She's like, Ms. Hills, I'm vaping.

It's just a lie. Nothing is more disrespectful to a teacher. Unbelievable. For us to put a write-up in for a principal to delete it. And they would tell us, they would tell us they deleted it. And then they would try to say, maybe try this classroom management strategy instead of writing them up. It's already hard to make a seeding chart. But then when kids start beefing,

and then they're like, they have a no contact thing.

Baby, unless one of them sitting on the ceiling,

where I'm supposed to put them at to keep them working with each other?

Right. Hey, best friends.

Welcome to this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty.

If you do not know me, I'm honest teacher vibes, also known as Bree Bree.

Yeah.

Oh, hey.

I'm back. I'm out brandon hills you call me miss d's i'm at at x hills uh yeah i'm what's this another round here we go another one another one and another one

yeah i'm back too happy to be here. I'm Jessica, also known as my teacher face. I love your, I love your social media name. It's so fine. Thank you. Thank you. It's so fun. But I don't really use it anymore because I'm smiling. Well, yeah, I was going to say you're happy. You know what? I have used my teacher face a lot this nine weeks. I have, I really have. And at some point in time, I'm like, I want to write WTF on their papers when I read the writing. I'm like, this is not what we talked about at all. Right. I put the answer on the board. What is this? So you're just going to write whatever you want to, okay. All righty then. So this week's episode, we're going to be talking about crazy student drama that lives rent-free in our head. Yeah. But you know what also should live rent-free in your head? The jokes you're going to hear at the board teachers comedy tour. Yes. The all-new board-teachers comedy tour, is it Friday yet? Is it Friday yet? What an amazing name. Because I think that every single day of the week, especially on Sunday night when I got a lesson playing. Is it Friday yet? So a brand new show, all brand new jokes. Tickets are selling out fast. Man, if you haven't been to a board teacher's comedy

tour show yet, come on friends. You're missing out. Grabby teacher, Besty, and some margaritas. And don't drink the margaritas on the way to the show, though. Wait till you, you know what I'm saying? Get there. Somebody needed to hear that. So we had our first shows in Florida last week, where it all started, man.

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