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Le Batard & Friends Network

STU!- I'll Be There In Five

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Stugotz pulls his classic "I'll be there in 5 minutes" move as the guys are set to start recording this episode. Mike Golic says he wants to be a coach for the Lions and eventually a head football coach even though he hates the combine, so the guys mock interview him with mixed results. Could the Jets end up with no QB after waiting for Aaron Rodgers to decide? How much would Stugotz pay for Montana's jersey? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Stu Piotty, home of the greatest medium I had ever to walk the planet.

0:08.0

Ok show here's a deal, he's a true icon in ever since the word.

0:13.0

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace his planet.

0:18.0

They stewed guys to ya, they are bad with the voice, they sound like bear and white and be got to say hey they do it baby.

0:26.0

God himself would pay 3999 for a cameo.

0:31.0

Fact of the matter is you are embarked to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

0:40.0

This is Stu Gocks and this is Stu Piotty, here we go Jim.

0:45.0

Oh deeee.

0:56.0

Did you watch 30 Rock when it was on?

0:59.0

I never got into that show.

1:02.0

Ok, Matt Damon plays a pilot in it and Tina Fey gets on his flight and he says well how long till we leave and he says about a half an hour.

1:15.0

And he goes listen, a half an hour is something we say because it's just long enough that people know they have to wait but not long enough that they're going to be upset.

1:24.0

And I feel like that's dealing with Stu Gocks when he's going to join the Zoom.

1:29.0

It's always about five minutes but it's never really five minutes.

1:33.0

I'm getting a call. Let's see what this is about.

1:37.0

Hey what's up?

1:40.0

A mean is fencing with Havish Dra right now for something to wait or today or tomorrow on Job Moran.

1:47.0

Okay, five.

1:54.0

This Aaron Rogers huh?

1:57.0

Make up his mind already. What are we doing?

2:00.0

He loves the spotlight too much.

2:03.0

Yeah.

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