Right now, there's an embarrassed friend of Dessodo, grappling with the most difficult decision

of viewer can make.

Do I live a life where my nerd shit is fairly anonymous so I can have a chance at being cool

someday, or do I get an urban bug and put it on display and let the world know that I am a massive dorkus. Today you can make that

choice because this embarrassing Star Trek podcast you listen to has done

something truly momentous.

We've made nub at bugs.

The alien parasites from that one TNG episode

where an old man kicks Commander Riker through a glass table.

And for the cost of a very expensive dinner

with a romantic interest that includes appetizers, wine,

and dessert, you can adopt your very own nub and bug and give it a proper home forever.

These aren't just any nub and bugs.

They're limited edition, hand-crafted from the original molds used in Star Trek the next generation, and only 100 exist in the entire universe.

They're rarer than a natural Yeager, and this time you don't have to buy a bunch of worthless Star Trek trading cards to get one.

For the cost of hiring a plumber to fix a leaky toilet, you can have the rarest, greatest

gen collectible that there will ever be. Each nub and bug is lovingly hand-painted and

comes in a special collectible box, perfect for displaying on your shelf, or inserting

into the base of an unsuspecting Starfleet officer's neck.

And because each one costs roughly the amount of a spa day, you can relax in a way that only

a nerd coveting a scarce science fiction related object can appreciate.

But wait, there's more.

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