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We have more penis news.

It's a liquid explosive which is famously unstable so much so that it can

blow you sky high if you drop a bottle of it on the floor.

Nitroglycerin? That's right. In a special gel form, nitglycerin has found an unexpected new use

as an erectile dysfunction medication

which men massage into their male members.

A trial of anti-impedance Nitroglycerin gel at University College Hospital found at work 12 times faster than Viagra and cured impotence in 7 out of 10 cases.

And also major balls explode.

Yeah.

Wow.

Within five minutes, 44% of men were able to achieve an erection after rubbing it into their

penises.

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