This is the 911 calls podcast with the operator and his exact twin of mine is being

born and raised in Kentucky and his heroic military service and being born to a completely

other mother can't jump this

well I can't hey oh hey I always tend to hit you big drag on your vape and so your

voices are all wrong yeah hey oh we're here hey I have a question for you what have

you ever been to a strip club so many yeah did you did you know that almost 90% of

strippers come from a religious background that makes sense yeah I thought so too because

I was gonna be like oh yeah of course because then they're angry about their upbringing

blah blah blah but to make that in the statistic even more interesting 91% of strippers are

very close with their parents still so you would think that they're running away from

their religion or something but in so many cases they're still you know very close with

their parents well I think that the whole strippers have daddy issues and come from broken

homes thing is a pretty big misconception because I mean I was friends with a lot of strippers

they were they all had good upbringing and were healthy people that had healthy hobbies and

were good people then they just made a lot of money stripping yeah and it's good money

well I think that's that's exactly once you can get over the the initial what am I even

doing once you know what you're doing the money's good so it you know as long as your gravity

hasn't taken a hold of your parts you know if I can make $800 or not just helicoptering

my wiener at a doot space I would quit podcasting right now hey that's it I might too if all

I've got to do is shake my wiener around let's be honest it wouldn't really helicopter

just jiggle but if all I had to do was gyrate my hips at a dude an old dude even if he's

trying to reach into my urethra I would like take that money right now $800 or not one

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