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slash we have concerns. Wow that's amazing. It's literally just a quality of becoming a father. Take

a good look man. Don't let it happen to you. No plan. This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff,

Anthony Carbone. Hello concerned citizens. Baby speaking of babies Anthony babies. By the way,

you would know that we were speaking of babies if you were one of our three dollar and above patrons

that hears the intros to every episode. That's right. We place in a secret place at patreon.com

slash we have concerns. We put it in a tiny box. Tiny little and we get a little

with a bow just for our patrons. Speaking of tiny little baby boxes. Now that you would know about

whether you're a patron or not because we just mentioned the box. It turns out young babies

enjoy the out of doors. Jeff, I'm going to stop you right there. What's that? There's no such thing as

an old baby by your own grammar rules, but you just went through for minutes. Young baby baby babies.

You're a god damn fool. Yeah, it's a redundant thing, but great. If you're an old baby. If you're an old

baby, old baby. That was my favorite blues artist, old baby. He was good. He could drop a

old Memphis baby. It turns out babies like the out of doors, which can be problematic

if you are a hawks. A hawks will take your baby. They'll take your baby right now. I see it.

They'll steal your baby in the night. Or they don't care. They don't care. They don't want to do

anything with them. They just put them in a tree somewhere. They just swap them. They just take

your baby and bring you a different one. That's where changelings come from. It's all a bird

conspiracy. All a bird prank. Yeah, so that's problematic if you live in a high rise apartment

of the future. If you are living in a very urban city scape that doesn't have backyards,

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