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We Have Concerns

How to Kill a Gram

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2017

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Scientists are about to change what a kilogram is. The weights and measures committee will establish a global value for Planck's constant and then will draft a resolution to redefine kilogram based on this constant. Why? Anthony and Jeff investigate, and the answer might surprise you.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Anthony, you uh, you've been packaging up some mail there?

0:02.8

For the purposes of this bit, yes I am.

0:04.8

Let's say that I'm packaging up some mail to send to our patrons at the secret mail level.

0:09.0

Wow, and in this magical fantasy world where you're actually doing that,

0:12.3

that mail is super cool and awesome, right?

0:14.8

Yeah, and even in the real world where we actually do it once a month,

0:18.0

if you become a patron at the secret mail level,

0:20.0

we send you a package every month that is full of interesting things.

0:23.2

Uh, previously we've sent zines, we've sent pins, we've sent art prints,

0:26.7

and we have something really amazing coming up this next month that's patreon.com slash we have concerns.

0:32.1

I do wish that as communities we would come together to buy really fuck you explosives.

0:52.7

Well, let's just all agree that there are professionals talking about a militia.

0:57.4

This is we have concerns.

0:59.1

Hi Jeff.

0:59.6

Good.

0:59.8

Hi Anthony.

1:00.3

Carboni.

1:00.8

Hello concerned citizens.

1:03.7

A kilogram, Jeff.

1:05.1

How much is a kilogram way?

1:06.3

Um, um, a thousandth of a gram.

1:11.2

Killers a thousand right?

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