Strictly Courtroom

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2013

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Ricardo brings the case against his girlfriend Paola. They both love to salsa dance, but Ricardo needs some work on technique. He'd like to perfect his skills out at the salsa clubs, but Paola says she'd rather teach him at home, where they can take it at their own pace. Where should they make their moves? Only one man can decide.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.3	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:42.0	I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:43.6	This week, Strictly Court Room.
0:45.8	Ricardo brings the case against his girlfriend, Paola.
0:49.0	They both love to salsa dance, but Ricardo needs some work on technique.
0:52.9	He'd like to perfect his skills out at the salsa clubs, but Paola says she'd rather teach
0:57.2	him at home where they can take it at their own pace.
1:00.2	Where should they make their moves?
1:02.0	Only one man can decide.
1:03.9	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:08.1	I was watching TV this morning and there was this major chain restaurant offering these
1:11.7	terrific seafood dinner deals, all you can eat.
1:15.5	Then I thought about the Japanese reactor that is contaminating the Pacific Ocean.
1:20.4	Is there really always going to be shrimp for everybody, meat for everybody, a piece of
1:24.5	marble counter for everybody, water for everybody?
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