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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Gang, it's a brand new year and the boys are heading back out on the road for that back on the block tour. Come on out and see us, stand-up comedy, and then you get to ask your garbage questions to me and Neil Kipparino. Yeah, baby, it's a good time. We got Austin, Texas, Tampa, Florida, Chicago, Illinois, Bloomington, Indiana, Nashville, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Cleveland, Ohio. These shows are going to sell out. Get your ticket. Don't snooze, you're gonna lose. We'll see you there, love this.
0:24.1	Welcome to... in Nashville, Tennessee, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Cleveland, Ohio. These shows are going to sell out. Get your ticket.
0:21.6	Don't snooze.
0:22.1	You're going to lose.
0:22.7	We'll see you there.
0:23.2	Love this.
0:23.9	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
0:29.7	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:38.0	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:43.6	Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:49.1	This is R.U. Garbage.
0:51.0	It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians,
0:53.4	and we find that it the group to be classy.
0:55.3	Yeah. Or just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, Tate's probably coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She's off to the theater tonight. Okay. Shen Yun. Shen Yun. I think it's Shen. I don't know what it is.
1:10.2	I can get my eyes on this.
1:11.5	Uh-huh.
1:12.3	They say it's a spectacle.
1:13.5	Is that right?
1:14.2	China before. Sheny. Shen Yun? I think it's Shen. I don't know what it is. I can get my eyes on this.
1:11.5	Uh-huh.
1:12.3	They say it's a spectacle. Is that right? China before communism. Really? That's what it's all about. Whoa. Uh-huh. What are they doing? I don't know. You tell me, offensive coordinator. That the real X's and O's on this, huh? Blue 42.
1:26.8	My coes is coming actually across the table.
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