Stretching To The Next Level | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:03.2 | Thanks so much for listening to the podcast |
| 0:05.0 | and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.8 | We believe you're going to have an awesome 2024, |
| 0:10.7 | healthy, productive, and favor-filled. |
| 0:13.6 | God bless you today and enjoy the message. |
| 0:16.5 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:17.9 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:19.9 | We love you. If you're ever in our area, |
| 0:22.4 | please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you, we'll make you feel right |
| 0:26.8 | at home, but we'd love to have you join us. But thanks so much for tuning in today. Thank you all |
| 0:31.4 | for coming out. I like to start each week with something kind of funny. And of course, these jokes |
| 0:36.3 | are not necessarily doctrinally correct. They just to make us laugh but I heard about this |
| 0:41.2 | husband and wife they were celebrating their 60th birthdays together suddenly an |
| 0:46.2 | angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request they |
| 0:50.7 | were so excited the lady said my request is that I would be able to travel all over the world. |
| 0:57.3 | And poof, when the smoke cleared, she had tickets in her hand. |
| 1:00.8 | The man kind of hung his head, and he said, my request is that I'd be married to a woman 30 years younger than me. |
| 1:07.6 | And poof, when the smoke cleared, he was 90 years old. |
| 1:15.5 | All right, hold up your Bible. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it |
| 1:23.4 | says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert, |
| 1:31.1 | my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. I want to talk |
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