This is a Global Player original podcast. Hello and welcome to my therapist Gousted Me, with me, Jerome McNally and

Bow Williams.

We're here, I'm a queer. We're here and we're queer.

We're not queer, but we're an ally.

Joanna Strep, which is not a sexually transmitted disease in case anyone thought it had finally caught an up with her.

Yeah, I thought it was stress of the throat.

It's not, it's not, it's not correct and it's strept to cockle.

Basically, you know, okay Joe, all ahead of you, I didn't know, folk obviously know,

the children are petri dishes. I did not, I'd heard rumors, but I'd never experienced it firsthand.

I attended a child's birthday party at the weekend, had a great time, really good time. The drink was

flown, the cake was flown, the mini fun-sized snickers were flowing. Then

Sunday night, I love kids, oh my god, I meant to tell you. I was really up for it because you know I love kids, folk.

You do, I do love kids, I do love kids. You do love kids. I really do. And I'm just like trying

to hang out with the kids.

And I was blowing up balloons at the kitchen counter

beside one of the kids.

She's six.

And I tried to draw on it then with the Sharpie.

I was trying to draw my face on it.

And it burst right in this child's ear and the child I know and I was

there to make an impression you know what I mean and so the child kind of

looked up you know the way they do that thing where they check to see if they're

...