Hey, what over street fight? I am your host, Brian. And this week I have a guest that shares my birthday number one. Yeah, birthday buddies. Yeah, we're birthday buddies. So there's never been a birthday buddy.

Co-host. I got Charles star from your are you doing a lab ALAB? I am. I am doing a lab. I am doing a lab. I am doing a lab.

I'm a fucking lawyer in the house that I that's right. Actually do message sometimes and try to kill my arguments.

Yeah, I am. I don't suggest emailing me for legal advice, but I do have to admit that if you come to me with a reasonable enough question, I will try to keep you out of trouble with 800 disclaimers in front of it.

Yeah, I the last I the last law advice I asked you for was because I was pissed off at meetings TV because they wouldn't let me wear my cool shirts.

When I was filming the TV show, I was like, where you fucking tell me? I'm so mad dude, I had all these cool clothes. And then motherfucker said you can't have any labels on your shirt. So I lost my fucking mind and was like, I was messing it in you. I think I messaged like a couple other people to like, come on, people that have done TV. Like all that shit. I met and yeah, basically it was like in the end, it didn't fucking matter.

Yeah, I mean, but my advice like this is you'll find this out my standard advice and situations like that. It's always the same. And the advice is always just let it go because you're not going to win. And it's like you just have to fucking eat that pain man.

Get hog and does or whatever because there's there's no good outcome where you stand on the principle of cool shirts. Yeah, or yeah, yeah, it ended up actually like I think the reason I finally snapped and texted you was because I started to have this weird anxiety about people thinking I wear the same shirts every day.

No, that's good though. That is a good anxiety. You don't want anyone thinking you're like Steve Jobs. Well, I did that. I did that. And I was very weird about that. I actually growing up and in school too, where it was sort of like, you know, I don't want to like people to think I wear the same shirt. So I like basically had a calendar set up.

Oh, wow, or that fucking shirt. And like I one of the things I do in my life now is a little different, but had done for a long time was like it was this sort of weird like restriction where it was like if I like that shirt, I can only wear it one time a week.

And yeah, well, that's a good restriction. Like that is that is like I mean, I don't know I grew up well, I grew up well off enough.

That I had plenty of mediocre shirts to choose from. So like I didn't have an issue of repeating. And like I was just that not repeating is literally the extent of my fashion consciousness.

I couldn't match anything. I like every would be jeans every day, you know, with just a feel like I would wear the shit out of jeans. Those things could walk themselves, you know, but I would like I would just wear jeans.

I had the fucking tube socks, you know, you know, it's fun. That kind of shit, not fancy sneakers, not like it's not like I was going to, you know, the cheap shoe store or anything, but I also wasn't buying the cool things because I wouldn't have known what they were and I didn't care.

You know, it like so it was just I was like people talk about like John Harbaugh, the like the, you know, the brothers who coach, you know, Michigan and the Ravens or whatever and they talk about them shopping at Coles.

I'm that guy now I was that guy and you know, no real sense of fashion at all.

I was a Coles guy for I mean, Coles is like really a place for when you have a kid that is like young enough that you don't have time to care about any kind of fashion stuff for me. So yeah, I was a Coles guy for a really long time.

But then as my kids started getting older and I convinced myself that okay, well, if I'm going to be on stage, I have to look really good. But the truth is like I was dressing, I was like that when I was in high school too.

I was very much like a I need these clothes and my parents had five kids. So they wouldn't buy us fucking shit. I mean like I always think about my parents. I think about my parents was like such a weird thing where it's like I know that my dad made really good fucking money.

And I know that my stepmom made really good decent money. I mean, she was she was maybe more on the lower end, but they had five kids. So they didn't get to live like people that had money.

Right. Right. Who knows we were all moved out my stepmom quit her job. So they never they never got to live like real we have money life. And I find that very funny.

Yeah, I mean, there is there is something to that. I mean, one of the like if you don't have money, this is not going to be anything that's meaningful or sympathetic to you. But like people talk about, you know, you buy your own you buy your house. Right.

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