Welcome to Street Fight Radio. I am Brian. It's been a very long time six days since I've recorded a podcast. Six days isn't even like most people take a seven day vacation, but now I'm acting like

I don't know if I can do this. But this week, my co-host is from is you know them on Twitter as bloodberry tart. No, her on Twitter. I fucked that up. That's my whole plan. It's all fine. Yeah. I'm easy. I'm putting up. Yeah, you're you're you're a way forgiving of me over the year. But I have Amber. What is it? I meant to look up the name of your stream. What is the name of your stream?

Because I think our listeners would like it a lot. Okay, my stream is also just bloodberry tart. I do a stream that usually curates like old retro media, a lot of horror media or just like strange retro media. And I collaborate with somebody who actually knows anything about technology to like take things that you you really could not any longer play or watch or what have you and get it into a working orders that we can broadcast it live for the future.

Well, street fight listeners know that stuff you couldn't normally pay is some play is something that they like. I mean, for them, it's more like problematic stuff like with shocked over and all that other stuff I do. I'm like planning. So last year, we took a month off in December to January, because it's just like everybody's traveling. And why why do this for a living?

If you can't take time off, like that's nuts. Why would I do that? So this year, I'm like banking exactly 14 shows in order. So I can take the month off again. And I am just like over that time, I'm going to start a new series called Now we're cooking. And it's about Dane cook.

Our listeners are going to cookings thing how nice with an interesting change for Brian. No, no, no, this is right.

Oh, it's about a scumbag that just married a like a child, but yeah, I was like, on yeah, I'll just do now we're cooking. It'll be a dang cook thing. We're going to watch like Mr. Brooks and employee of the month and tourgasm and all that stuff. Have you started this yet?

No, I'm not looking forward to it. I was going to say, do you have you seen yet the coffee specialty and cook thick or he's on like a like a circular pedestal in the middle of a room with a crowd around him.

It's vicious circle.

And I believe Madison Square Garden. And it's me and the only standup comedian that I get along with really well, John Colin are going to watch that one and talk about it. John said it was good.

But I remember honestly, I actually remember seeing that special and being really excited for it to come out. And then seeing it and being like, Oh, no, this guy is like actually not funny.

It's like conceptually interesting. Like the way that it is formatted is like conceptually interesting. However, it is dang cooks jokes the whole time. That is the trade off.

It's velocir, he's doing that velociraptor thing, which I find incredibly annoying. But also like, you know, like when you talk about standup comedy a lot of times, it'll be like a thing where it's like the like, Oh, the guys up there, hump in his stool, you know, which I

then cooked us so much stool humping in his special that I've just not prepared for it. I don't think I've watched standup comedy in 10 years. I don't think I think probably the last standup special I watch was a pre-canceled Louis CK.

I'm nearly positive. And I'm not saying that I wouldn't watch a canceled comedian. That's kind of my bread and butter. I'm just saying that like I'm doing that as a way to mark the time.

Sure. Honestly, a nice alien versus predator that you could do for this bit would be to have you watch the episode of Louis CK show that he had deemed cook on.

Oh, yeah, me and Chris, I think, are maybe going to do that and also watch listen to a few opian Anthony appearances.

How about Anthony getting build like next to like guys named like zoomer Brian and shit. I loved it. I, you know, not enough bad things can happen to that guy, but we've been talking about it a lot. We talked about it a lot on shocked over this year. And we have come to the conclusion that it's possible that he's broke, which is really fucking incredible to me because he had a bunch of money.

Yeah, like if you're not bringing money in and you're living a lifestyle of a guy with a bunch of money, you're going to go broke. I'm sorry.

If I brought in, if I had, so if I got four million dollars today, if somebody's like, here's four million dollars, I would definitely die penniless.

I don't know what the amount, when I see amounts, and you know, it's hard to figure out what an amount of money would last you for the rest of your life, but I sort of am now like, I don't think I have the capacity.

There is no amount of money. There it would have to be an amount of money where they're like, you have to spend two million dollars a day in order to not go broke because I just don't think I have it in me to be like, okay, let's hold some of this back. Like if I want a hundred grand.

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