We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have access entry 1234 dot RV 1615 certificate number 41916.

Streaking. People everywhere just want to be free.

Listen, please listen, that's the way it should be.

He's in the valley people got to be free.

What do you think about astrology take?

Astrology?

Yeah.

This is how I'm going to get into streaking.

Ha ha, do you want to get into streaking?

Via astrology, that's my, that's my one demand.

That's the path that most people take into streaking.

They start with astrology.

Well, I am not, as you can imagine a believer in astrology.

What?

But but I...

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