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Brooke and Jeffrey

Strangest Graduation Gifts

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We've got a list of the STRANGEST THINGS students have ever been gifted for graduation!

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0:00.0

For most of life's big milestone moments, there's an appropriate gift that usually goes with it.

0:07.3

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:09.4

Like for an engagement, you'll get a ring and some champagne.

0:12.8

For a retirement, you get a gold watch.

0:16.1

And more champagne.

0:18.6

Oh, more booze.

0:19.3

Even here?

0:20.1

Yeah.

0:20.4

For a baby announcement, you get 47 matching onesies. More champagne. Oh, more booze. Even here? Yeah.

0:27.6

For a baby announcement, you get 47 matching onesies and a bottle of non-alcoholic champagne.

0:29.8

Hey, that's called apple juice.

0:30.7

Yeah, apple cider.

0:34.2

But what's the traditional gift you give to a new graduate?

0:36.3

Oh, that Dr. Seuss book?

0:36.8

Money.

0:37.4

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then again, the apple cider. Right. I don't know if there really is one. Maybe like Jose said money. Yeah, money's the best thing to do. A blank form to file for unemployment. Yeah. I think I got a popcorn maker for some reason. Huh. Like, this is not it.

0:54.5

You're getting a lot of popcorn after college.

0:56.5

Your parents really know you.

0:58.0

Obviously, people don't know what to get for students that are embarking on their next

1:02.3

phase of life.

1:03.2

And I say that because a list just came out from a popular publication of the strangest and just

1:08.4

different graduation gifts that outgoing students ever received.

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