Stranger Danger.

Stranger Danger.

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Hey, everyone.

Welcome to Stranger Danger episode Ocho.

Eight. Eight date. Eight. Eight. Eight. You know, like King's Cup. All right. So, Justine, has a special treat for you guys. Yeah, so I got this really hilarious message, and I had to share it with you guys. You know, you know how it likes to do. But I have to preface it with this guy's profile because it just makes the story that much better.

Okay, go for it.

It's kind of long, but I'm going to read fast.

All right.

So his about me says, I am educated, responsible, and supportive, but he put S as a money sign.

I see what he did there. I see what he did there.

If I messaged you, that means I find you physically attractive.

And I would like to move past your physical appearance and get to know your personality and likes and dislikes.

I prefer women who talk more than I do.

I am not a fan of sleeve tattoos or chest tattoos or large tattoos on backs or legs,

but I can tolerate small tattoos depending on where they are.

Fuck off. But please, don't be self-conscious because your personality could override or overcome physical

attributes.

Eye roll. I mean, suck my dick.

Dang.

I don't have a dick, but yeah, if I did.

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