Strange Xmas Traditions ft. Ravs

The Hat Chat Podcast

Pickaxe

Video Games, Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 623 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The Hat Chat Podcast consists of a trio of comedy entertainers who run a YouTube channel called 'Hat Films' Ross Hornby, Alex Smith and Guest Ravs make up the three voices you'll hear chatting about absolutely anything and everything. No holds barred! E-mail questions and fingles to hatchat@hat-films.com This podcast may include strong language and topics of a sexual nature. Thanks for listening to our ramblings, check out our Twitch streams at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.twitch.tv/hatfilms⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/hatchat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Pickax.
0:05.0	The Big Tasty is back at McDonald's, but now it's a double.
0:10.0	It's the beefiest Big Tasty of all time ever!
0:15.0	Oh, got a bit intense there.
0:17.0	The new Double Big Tasty. Now at McDonald's.
0:20.0	Available to the Fourth of Jan, 202626 from 11am. Price and participation may vary, subject to availability.
0:26.2	Spec saver's best worst team is back for another season, and this time we're following Wally FC.
0:32.7	So just how bad are they?
0:34.6	Last year, we only got four points. We finished rock bottom of Brentwood Sunday League Division 3.
0:39.6	Follow the club's journey as we try and turn Wally FC's fortunes around.
0:44.8	Search Specsaver's best, worst team on YouTube now. Hello.
1:03.0	Welcome to the Hat Chat Chat podcast, episode 2007.
1:10.0	Oh, I thought I was getting in a special one. Aww. episode 2007.
1:13.8	Oh, I thought I was getting in a special one.
1:18.5	I have no idea how long that entry was, but I just left it rolling for a little bit.
1:19.9	So I hope you enjoyed it.
1:21.1	I don't know if there was even any audio.
1:26.9	We were a trotless today for the last hatch out of the year. And Ravs... What are you talking about? I'm Trotterner. Ravs has replaced Trot. He's taken his soul. It's a new era. He's Trot from north of the border. Yeah. Northern Trot, that's what they're calling. Very northern Trot. Would you be considered... Just because you're Scottish, is it... were you considered Northern or Scottish? Because surely it goes a barrier where you're northern. If you say Northern here, people assume you're from fucking Yorkshire. So I feel like I need to differentiate. Costa. You're North from here. That I'm Scottish, you know what I mean? Yeah. But I say that as a southerner from Scotland. You're a southern Scotland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty southern. Yeah, yeah, you are. Um, could be worse. Good from Carlisle though. Could be from Carlisle. Is that not what's Carlisle like? Most northern city in England. Is it good? It's all right. I don't really know. You spoke quite disparaging just then.
2:19.2	Well, you know, how would you rate out of ten? It's probably like a Scottish city in England. It's probably like a weird, like, culture clash. Okay. My family's from the border anyway. Like, I don't know which side I lie on. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I think it's your accent makes you pretty Scottish though, doesn't it?
2:34.5	I think so.
2:35.2	People have said my accent softened quite a bit.
2:37.4	Oh, really?
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