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ποΈ 23 August 2023
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0:00.0 | You are listening to the Glass Cannon Network, the premier source for role-playing game entertainment. |
0:30.0 | Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, it's GenCon 2023, it's Glass Cannon Live, it's another sold-down |
0:49.3 | show at Helium Comedy Club. Let me ask you this, is everyone's teeth wet? |
0:57.7 | By a shoe of teeth, who's wet out there? Okay, this is a wet crown. Look at that guy's teeth |
1:11.3 | are soaked. It's all over his shirt. Give that guy a fresh glass cannon shirt full price, no discount. |
1:17.7 | So wet. How was everybody's first day at GenCon? How many people said, fuck GenCon, we're just |
1:29.3 | coming to see the GCP? God, this week is the best, isn't it just the best? It's the best, it's |
1:38.8 | almost worth the fact that we're all going to be really sick in about six days. Really sick. This is |
1:48.5 | our, I was doing the math before the show, this is our sixth GenCon, the first time we came was in |
1:53.3 | 2017 when we had one, maybe two podcasts, no kids, this was back with Joe, could get an |
2:00.4 | erection without medicine. I don't remember those days. How long ago it was? It's constantly popping pills. |
2:10.4 | It's shoeing off. You don't need erection backstage. I said to him. No, we, we, we're now at six |
2:18.3 | short years later and we've got 14 podcasts, a, a, a, a booth on the exhibition floor and we get to |
2:24.8 | play with Kate and Sydney. I mean, aren't they the best? They make everything better. I couldn't be |
2:35.0 | more excited for tonight's show if I tried. You're in for such a treat. These helium shows always get out |
2:41.2 | of control and I'm all, I'm all tuned up and ready to have sex with strangers at the VIP party. |
2:48.1 | I'm going to do it. Kidding, I'm a married man. I only bang my wife. That's cool of you. |
2:59.4 | I promised her I wouldn't jackhammer any strangers. I remember you're wetting your self-written |
3:05.8 | vows. Yeah, I just wanted to be honest. Skid, what are you most excited for this weekend? |
3:14.9 | Just these, these shows, I guess. This is, I mean, I always look forward to this show in particular. |
3:20.7 | This is like my, this, I think is my favorite show to do every year. We have, we always have so much fun. |
3:27.1 | Yeah. Like everybody's all primed. Everyone's all geeked up from being a gen con all day. They don't |
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