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So it's going to be that kind of night. Let's go!

Good evening, Seattle. Nice start.

Maybe a little too hot. Now there's nowhere to go. Strong open. Where do we go from there?

Save a little. Drink some caffeinated drinks. You know, when you're running a global media empire like I am,

you have to constantly deal with a lot of uncertainty as people's tastes change,

text not technology changes, social media changes, the needs of the customer change.

But one thing that remains a constant for the Glass Cannon Network is that the best fans in the nation are in the Pacific Northwest.

It's a fact. It is a fact. And all the entire city of Seattle has the charm of a truck stop bathroom.

I appreciate that you folks took a night off from being a barista or a long more fisherman.

Whatever the fuck you do up here. Just show up for us. I mean that.

Sure, hang around your filthy metropolis feels like you're constantly strolling down a haunted alleyway.

But with all sincerity, I want to thank you on behalf of the team from the bottom of my heart for dodging methods like an NFL running back to give you tonight.

We appreciate that. That is odd work.

I really honestly, no joke, looked down an alley today and didn't walk down it because I was afraid.

Like I saw like two people near a dumpster just kind of like doing something and I was like, I'll take the next street.

You're in New York and we are from New York. You're in Arizona.

Here it's like a constant Oklahoma drill. Google that if you don't know what that means. It's very funny.

No, but listen, I've got turning over a new leaf. I'm looking on the bright side as well.

I'm looking on the bright side tonight. At least we're not important. Am I right?

I have places terrible.

Hey, who is from Portland? That's here in Detroit.

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