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I probably don't have to ask, but how are we doing Asheville?

I think that's the loudest one. I've ever heard. It physically hurt.

That was quite loud. It took six other cities falling through. But Glass Cannon Live has finally made it to North Kaka Naki.

North Kaka Naki! We didn't. Seven shows actually fell through.

I tend to open these shows just by being mean. Meant to them. And also the middle and end of the show usually.

I then before and after. Right. I'm in the hold from once I get on the plane till I get home. Before the plane.

Yeah, the emails before the plane. True, I do send some texts on the way to the airports.

On the plane. On the plane. Yeah, there were a lot of those. You should delete those.

That then carries over to making fun of every little hazy town and all the local roof culture.

Now I can make fun of the south all day. That's easy. That's too easy.

Problem is if I have a couple more burial IPAs, I might say something that I regret in a city where you can carry a gun into a taco bell.

Somebody said yee haw to the gun, man. I'm alarmed.

Can you carry weapons into this establishment? I was looking for a metal detector and I didn't see one.

I didn't see any sign that said no guns. All of this is to say Asheville North Carolina is pretty fucking cool.

Yes, it is. It might be my favorite city in America for the favorite favorite people.

Just real tall to the earth. College educated.

I have. This place does rule those. It's 10 a.m. I've been having amazing coffee, outrageous beer, out of this world barbecue.

My only regret is having to do this show. Because I could just hang out more in Asheville. If I had a wireless mic, I would do the show from the bar and just let them.

We should get a wireless mic.

Does that mean we don't have to be in the same room as you for the two hours we're back in the green room?

There's no reason to be rude, Matthew. You're better than that.

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