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The music plays on a little, little, little lights will be going up on old rock of

pearly tree. People will be shopping on Fifth Avenue. All of them are for Christmas.

You take it, man. What accent was that? Come on! I want to know! I was going to

do a Sandu, but I don't know that I can do that voice. It would just be a letdown.

Question, who sings that song and who is the band accompanying that singer?

I thought you made up that song. You're right in the right head space here.

I can't believe, first of all, try to, I can't believe that's the question.

Because my statement was going to be one of the things that impresses me the most about you

is that for each of these intros, you sing a Christmas song that I have never heard in my life.

You've heard that one. It's in many, many Christmas movies. It was impossible to discern from

whatever weird accent you were doing. It's a weird accent. Yeah, you were doing like a Norwegian

spin. I felt like I was just being me. That Home Alone 2,

Lost in New York, that's obviously very well known from that movie. It's

like a love with the E Street Band behind you. You can't say Christmas without Darling Love.

Let me tell you. I assume as a Devotee of Christmas music,

you have that Phil Spector Christmas album, which has all those amazing tracks like the Ronets

and the Darling Love and everything. But then you get to the weird track where the creepy

message from Bill Spector comes on. I have not listened to that. No, I have no songs

individually, but yeah, I haven't had a creepy Phil Spector voice.

I imagine you're a big Darling Love fan. Didn't she always do Letterman, Christ,

the final show before Christmas on Letterman? She'd come out and sing.

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