You guys got me fired up. I just got real fired up. I think in the past half hour I've had

a sugar-free red bull, two beers, and three vodka sodas. So I feel like I'm

going to have a heart attack. I also feel like nauseous and a little sad. And I

kind of want to fist fight a mailbox. That's where I'm at right now. Now listen,

I know I've made bold predictions in the past and sometimes those predictions fall

flatter than Matthew's role playing. No, sometimes that happens. But I have this

feeling down in my plums. That tonight is going to be the best show yet.

How can it not be? Because here's the thing. Obviously we want to tell this

story. We want to show off our love and share our love of Pathfinder. But I

really want these live shows to be a party. Be a real party. Like if the end of

the night everyone still has their clothes on and no one is pregnant that

wasn't pregnant when they walked in. Then I feel like I'm not doing my job as a

game master. Can you imagine whipping this crowd up into such a fury?

Just flying everywhere. Just because of a live tabletop role playing game. That

they're like, God, I got to bang a stranger. Without protection. You know what?

Maybe Portland isn't ready for that. Maybe that's more of a Portland main thing.

Show me. We got two hours.

That's what I'm talking about right there. We're all over. Yes, they only have one

professional sports team. It's a lot of transplants. Working on it. Now if you've

watched our Dallas show or if you were there, you know the thing's got a little

out of hand. Because our gracious audience ought to be fun to send us 19 rounds

of shots for the show. No, everybody come now. This is why I'm giving this

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