Strange Aeons Episode 32 – Shit and Giggles
The Glass Cannon Podcast
The Glass Cannon Network
4.9 • 5.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 July 2022
⏱️ 129 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to the Glass Cannon Network, the premier source for role-playing game entertainment. |
| 0:30.0 | What is up Dallas? What is this place? How about the House of Blues, huh? |
| 0:54.0 | When we were looking for cities to kick off the 2022 tour, I told our booking agent, I want to go to a city and to a state that takes this pandemic seriously. |
| 1:08.0 | A state where you can't throw a rock without hitting a doctor or a learned scientist. A state known for their progressive views who understands that it's 2022 and not 18-22. |
| 1:25.0 | A state whose football team is one more than three playoff games in the last 25 years. |
| 1:39.0 | And since 48 other states were booked, we came here! |
| 1:49.0 | But oh Texas! Florida was also available, but we do have standards here at the Glass Cannon Network. We're not animals! |
| 2:01.0 | We should probably talk about the elephant that isn't in the room right now. |
| 2:07.0 | You may notice that we're a man down tonight. Or let's be honest, half a man down. We're half a man down tonight. |
| 2:17.0 | We're half a man short because Joe Bryan, the unluckiest man on the face of the entire world, he got the COVID. |
| 2:31.0 | Yep, got a bad case of the old Bryan flew and correct me if I'm wrong, Matthew, he died. |
| 2:38.0 | Did he die? |
| 2:39.0 | Yeah, I mean I didn't want to bring down the show or anything. |
| 2:42.0 | It's really no easy way to break that. He's dead. |
| 2:45.0 | He's dead. |
| 2:47.0 | I thought we were going to save that for the VIP party. |
| 2:50.0 | Yeah, no, everyone deserves to know that he died. |
| 2:54.0 | You remember when Kevin went to sleep and home alone and just said, I wish my family didn't exist? |
| 2:59.0 | I did the same with you. |
| 3:01.0 | It worked! |
| 3:03.0 | Your equally as powerful as McColle Colken Grant. |
| 3:06.0 | What can only dream? |
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