My kind of town, Chicago is my kind of town, Chicago is

grand slack of a mustache Chicago is

a real mixed reaction

Joe's tiny winners

Here's the thing I make fun of this poor guy all the time because he's my best friend

and that's what best friends do

but it's important that you know that I've never actually seen him naked

I haven't, I've never stared at his situation, seen a misplaced photo of his

little Joey Jr. or even stood next to him at a urinal

accidentally violently sneezed and my sneeze just threw my gaze

down in the direction of his boys

It's because you don't use urinals, you're afraid of them

I'm a stall man

Sure he's Irish so it's the low-hanging fruit pun intended

to make fun of the typically small Irish sausage or a banger as your people call it

However, I've known this man for over 10 years

and the way he carries himself, the way he reacts to certain things

his whole world of view and just every action that I've ever seen him do in person

leads me to believe it's just a little roll of dimes in there

just have a pack of lifesavers

it's all he's got going on down there

why don't you show everybody what you have

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