What's going on Planet Earth?

Yeah! Now I'm going to proceed to make fun of every city, state, and country watching

us tonight. And I'm going to make fun of all four of my friends, one's big, one's old,

one's a play rat and one's stupid. That's how we do it when it's class can't

enlive, but this isn't class can't enlive. This is a strange Aeon's marathon and we are

not marathon gamers. We're not marathon men. We can't do much of anything for hours

on end. So we got to take it easy. We're not endurance athletes. That's not our thing.

Maybe a Peloton Jones up here is, but...

But Jones has like 40 minutes and then collapses in the backyard. Both of the Peloton

Joneses recently joined the Century Club. What excuse me? What's that? Is that involved?

I understand. There's an attachment that hooks up to the levers of the bicycle. Oh no!

It's so much fun. I have one more to do. That was one of the rules of the Century Club

as you can't talk about. No, the rules are fixed. If anyone asks you over share.

I've got one more to produce. Headles. Oh no. I'm going to ask, and I already regret asking,

what is the Century Club? You've done a hundred rides. Oh god. And you got a free

t-shirt. I knew I'd regret asking. I knew what a hundred rides equals Troy. 15 minutes of a cross-fit workout.

Okay, Cal, that is over time. It's, what am I? I'm five days away from getting 60 days in a row.

Oh, I just got that. Oh nice. I'm motivated by Matthew. My goal is just to crush his scores

on every ride that we take together. And I've been doing pretty well so far.

A lot of it is my enormous frame compared to your legs. It makes the length of mine.

Must be nice to not have a Bursitis and Harble liver damage and not be able to work out for six weeks straight.

You know, thanks for nice to join the Century Club and not piss brown 14 times a day.

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