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Hello and welcome to Big News Wednesday.

Welcome, one and all.

It is Big News Wednesday. It's also, at least right now. We'll see if we could turn it around. It's just big exhaustion Wednesday.

Just so sick of everything. Well, not everything. I'm not not everything. I'm not sick of you Sharon. Sharon is here. How's it going?

I just adore you. I adore you. I love the stories about your family. Has your mom baked any cookies lately?

Uh, she was quite sick. She got hit the hardest from typhoid Raina, who got the whole family sick. So my mom has just, she has recovered now, but there hasn't been any cookies recently. Yeah, let her rest. Yeah. But thank you for being here. We were just saying

before we went live about how like almost every piece of news is just like, I got to deal with

this now? I got to deal with this thing or this petty little bitch or whatever. I was like

trying to think like what good, what like just positive news, or not even positive news. I'm not

looking for like, you know, a duck became best friends with a kitten, just like news that isn even positive news. I'm not looking for like, you know, a duck

became best friends with a kitten, just like news that isn't annoying. And I thought, okay, so

they're gonna try to launch to go to the moon today. That's cool, unless I don't know,

is Trump sending them there to make sure there's no DEI up there or something? I don't know,

maybe there's some way they can ruin it. But that's fine. And then I did see, I saw a chart, the WNBA negotiations finally went through. I saw how much some of the top players are going to make now compared to what they used to. And one of my favorite players is going to make like $750,000 more per year. So I was like, oh, that's good news. Oh, that's great. Secondhand anyway. I don't know. What good news is going on with you?

Well, not much. I've been running around. I had an argument on the way to school with my daughter. I know yes for good news, but I don't have any, so I'm going to share because the car is dirty. it's full of tree pollen and it embarrasses her. I have to then I'll drop her off the corner and not go through the carpool lane.

She's like, all you do, you're at home all day. And that set me all. Okay. I, you're not here. I have so many things that I'm doing. And even the things that I'm not doing, I'm doing. And you don't have a right to comment on it. So that went on and on and then she looked to be like I was crazy and sang the rest of her rap songs like this way out the car, not looking at me while I was driving. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah. I saw her mouthing the words so I knew that like you're just, so I'm, it's just me in a bubble that you're isolating.

It's not like the rest of the world. It's fine. Yeah. Now that's so funny. Like, so your daughter's obviously much older than mine, but mine, producer Mike's on the call, he knows he was there for this. I'm on the call and I'm also watching her and she keeps coming up and saying, I'm cold, I'm cold, but she's not, she's not cold.

She's wearing a sweater. She won't let me put on socks. And like she says it like, I'm cold. Yeah. Like she just wants attention. Like you tell that it's not an actual honest expression of what's going on. Get off your call. Deal with her. She wants that attention. Oh, I eventually did have to. But anyway, there's some interesting news out there. There's some fun and different news, certainly.

We're gonna be starting off with something very different than what we normally

get to talk about on the show.

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