Storytime, Screen Time & Pyramid Schemes

Monologuing

Monologuing with Mads Mitch

Comedy

5.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

This week we’re doing a little bit of everything — because why choose just one topic when chaos is free? First up: storytime. I’m telling you what happened this week and why I’m still processing it (you’ll understand). Then we dive headfirst into what I’ve been watching — the good, the bad, and the “why did they spend money making this?” I’ve got thoughts. I’ve got opinions. I’ve got unsolicited commentary. And finally… we enter the sparkly, aggressively positive, “hey girl!! 💕” world of MLMs. We’re unpacking the vibes, the recruitment scripts, the suspicious math, and why every message starts with “this made me think of you.” It’s lighthearted. It’s unserious. It’s a safe space to giggle at pyramid-shaped business models. Grab a snack, ignore your unread DMs from “boss babes,” and hang out with me. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week. Follow me! Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

Transcript

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
0:03.2	The show is about to begin.
0:11.8	I am so viscerally afraid of accidentally texting the chief of police.
0:18.1	Kind of weird, that's all she wrote.
0:21.6	You are in my thoughts and prayers in perpetuity.
0:26.4	Now mind you, I don't even have the chief of police's phone number, and why would I?
0:33.5	Hello, everyone, and welcome back to monologuing. I'm Mads Mitch, and I your host today and always because well quite frankly this is literally my podcast so who else is going to host it? Happy freaking Monday. It is Monday March 2nd and you can tell by the fact that I knew that date off the top of my head that I am in fact recording this episode simply the day before. Simply the day before. Oops. I hope you had a fabulous weekend.
1:00.9	I hope you're feeling well rested and rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever life
1:04.6	might throw at you this week. And I don't think that's asking too much of your favorite podcast
1:08.9	host. Deep, deep deep breath what are we
1:14.3	talking about today i have so i have so much to chat about personally and by person that makes
1:23.0	it sound like i have like intimate life updates to share it's just a laundry list of media I've consumed in the last
1:29.6	week, week and a half, two weeks, which is an alarming amount, an alarming amount. I've been watching
1:36.6	new things, guys. I don't know if you've really picked up on this. Over the past few months,
1:40.6	I've been watching new shit, which is a novel concept for me. I've been trying
1:46.2	some new things on for size and kind of loving every single second of it. So I'm excited to talk to
1:52.6	you guys about what I've been watching. I do have a couple little story times, just one, I think
1:58.5	actually, just one story time as well. And then I wanted to do an anti-MLM
2:05.2	podcast, check in on what the MLM girl bosses are up to nowadays. Couldn't find much, honestly. So it
2:11.9	kind of worked out well because I knew I would have a lot to yap about in the first half. And then we'll
2:15.8	just kind of check in with the
2:17.8	girl boss hunts in the second half if that's quite all right with you um okay where should i
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