Storyteller

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

With tension ramping up on the Hellmouth, everything seems dire at chez Summers. Luckily for us, Andrew takes on the responsibility to tell the story of Buffy: the Slayer of vam-PYRES! What ensues is a whimsical break as well as a hilarious glimpse into the psyche of Andrew! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we delight in the fantastical mind of our favorite childlike accomplice to murder, we ship a new COUPLE on the show, and we continue to BEG @tommylenk to join us on the show.. in the pod lab.. meet us for coffee... LITERALLY ANYTHING! (WE LOVE YOU MAN!) And don’t forget to follow us at the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	It's your man, Nick Cannon, I'm here to bring you my new podcast, Nick Cannon at night.
0:04.4	Every week, I'm bringing out some of my celebrity friends and the best experts in the business
0:08.7	to answer your most intimate relationship questions.
0:11.6	So don't be shy.
0:12.6	Join the conversation and head over to YouTube to watch Nick Cannon at night or subscribe on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcast.
0:20.2	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire.
0:24.6	Oh, kidding.
0:25.5	You silly demon you.
0:26.7	She likes her sex on top of the table.
0:29.5	One girl looks like she's hitting on another girl.
0:31.4	She's like rubbing her back like she's trying to undo her bra strap or something.
0:35.1	I'm like, can you please calm down?
0:37.0	A woman died.
0:38.1	A woman is dead.
0:40.8	A gal has died.
0:43.0	Really think about that for a second.
0:44.9	Like 12 years old in my rectangle glasses, thinking I was hot shit, but I really wasn't yet.
0:51.2	Asterisk, asterisk, yes.
0:53.8	And I just said, oh, I'll dance with you. And this man literally went, this boy, literally like, oh, I was going to say, I love that. He was just like, bye. He was like, I'm going to find my key. It's an emergency. When he just ran away, it was like his mom called him home for dinner.
1:11.6	He was just like, ah!
1:15.3	Miranda.
1:18.2	Not Mawanda.
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