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Childproof

Story Time!

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Gather 'round, children (and parents), it's story time! In this week's episode, Gwenna and Tori share their favorite parenting stories. From sleeve beans, tree floofs, and giant Elsa's they reflect on the lessons learned by both themselves and their kids. We want to hear from you! Head to [email protected] to share stories of your own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

It started with a rusty bike. I was clearing out the garage and I found my old one that I hadn't ridden for years.

0:07.0

So I searched how to fix up a bike on Tik-Tock.

0:10.0

I found loads of videos on there, like how to fix a chain, change the brakes and mend a puncture.

0:16.3

That led me to a video about local bike routes around Manchester. Turns out there's a nice one that goes past work, so I started cycling in.

0:24.0

Now it's only me that's a bit rusty.

0:27.0

It starts on Tik-Tock. Hello and I'm Gweneland this episode is dedicated to all the parents who have said the most random

0:45.8

shit with a completely straight face.

0:47.8

And to those parents who have had to tell their kids to quit it while fully hiding a belly laugh. I have mastered the hide a laugh

0:55.5

methods. There's like so many of them. There's so many of them. I just

0:59.4

sometimes I just laugh though, honestly.

1:02.8

As we are recording this, we are both coming out

1:04.8

of a massive cold snap.

1:06.4

All of our kids have been home

1:07.4

because it is too cold, too icy, and too snowy,

1:11.0

that whole half an inch to go to school.

1:14.0

It's the most southern sentence you've ever said to me.

1:18.0

Well, it's cold.

1:19.0

It's too cold to go to school.

1:21.0

Like, I need you to know, I fully understand. I... Yeah, we made snow angels in the

1:28.1

grass snow. You know, it was mostly...

1:32.0

It was mostly... off the back of the jacket when they stand back up.

1:34.0

Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. When I was a kid we would just wear snow pants to school, you know, it's a different place, different time.

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