Hi everyone, I'm Joanna and I'm Jenny and this is hyphenated, the podcast about living in that

hyphenated.

You ruined it right there at the end.

You stuttered.

I know because I can't, I've never been quiet in my life.

I don't know how to talk quietly.

I was like, my brain was like, what is, what is occurring here?

Well, Jenny, this is our first shorter episode that we promised our audience we'd be doing.

This is one of those episodes where either Jenny or I or Kevin share a story of something

that's happened to us. And it's a little quick little tidbit into our life. It's like a slice.

It's a baby slice, a short story, a what's another synonym, something else, a metaphor, help me,

Jenny. An appetizer? Sure. A little, a little croquetica. I don't even know what the

fuck that is. What's a troquettica? Oh, a tiny croquetta which croquetas are already small so no but

there's like smaller ones really yes i had no idea look in miami there's i'm learning so much

i'm learning so much how how small could they possibly be? Like a little, like pinky size?

Okay.

Well, you live and learn, baby.

So, Jenny, I want to tell you a story.

I need to be publicly shamed.

Okay? I want to preface with saying I need to be publicly shamed for my behavior. It's one of the reasons I want to tell you this story. I want to

share it on the podcast because I, I'm aware that this story is stupid.

Okay?

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