That's right. It's a story report. We're back, baby. It's been very long since we've done our audio-only experience. That's right. Where Mrs. Pearl Mania reads a book. I did it. And explains the entire book to me cover to cover. Spoiler alert. With some sections left out. Yeah, for sure. But also what that means is for the first time in a long time, I'm going to hit the full Too Many Tabs theme.

Too many faults and too many scammers that we wish weren't real.

Too many cons and too many spammers

and we're starting to feel like we've got

too many tabs open it's too many times.

Remember to smile.

That's right, Mrs. Pete.

We're back here for another story report.

I looked.

We haven't done one since December.

It's been a minute. It's May. Listen, I explain yourself. Explain myself. I am busy and I've become overwhelmed with my life. Yes. And all the things I need to get done in a day. And story report really fell behind. And I am apologetic. It's, you know what I'm going to do? Moving forward, I'm just going to do it the best I can. It can't be monthly because then it just stresses me out and I feel like really overwhelmed. And, but listen, I got it together. The other part, you're leaving out a big part too, which is that our toddler is getting stronger. Yeah. And so before you would read books and you would try to get into a novel after we put him to bed.

Oh, yeah.

And now, after we put him to bed, there's about 30 to 45 minutes where we call it silent time.

Yeah, don't talk.

We don't talk to each other.

We both just kind of sit in separate rooms and stare at the wall for a minute until we feel fine after bath slash putting down,

getting screamed at time.

Yeah.

And so that's not a great time to step into reading a book.

Yeah, it's difficult.

It's become very difficult to get story reports done.

But listen, I'm working on it.

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