Welcome to Too Many Tabs, a podcast where a husband and wife duo sit next to each other. We're next to each other. In a room, not across from each other. No. There's no Mr. Third here. It's just the two of us. Yeah, we're a Lucy Goose. Yeah, a classic duo. And the reason why you're listening to this audio-only version of the podcast right now is because it's our monthly

story report that's right baby we read books no we don't read books i read books you read a book

and then you explain the entire book to me you don't have to have read the book if you'd like to

choose to read the book ahead of time this totally counts as listening to an audio book in my mind. Do you use story graph? You should. This counts as a listening to the book. As you guys is reading a book. Well, yeah. Well, listening to book is reading a book. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. And you know what? If you have a problem with that, get into our iTunes and give us five stars right now on on the audio, iTunes Spotify however you're listening to us but you know

what enough about that because Mr. Third's not here because we don't have to sit here and think about

analytics we just want to enjoy a good book you know else we get to enjoy the full theme song

too many thoughts and too many scammers that we wish weren't real too many cons and too many scammers that we wish weren't real.

Too many cons and too many spammers and we're starting to feel like we've got too many tabs, oh, Ben it's too many times.

Remember to smile.

Are you ready?

I am so... Do you even know what book we're doing?

I do actually.

Okay.

Because it's sitting right over there.

Don't cheat. Don't she.

I can't.

Okay.

I know there's witches.

Uh-huh.

I know there's gays.

Yep.

And I know there's Philadelphia because you've been reading this book off and on for over a month.

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