STORY REPORT - Bury Your Gays (By Chuck Tingle)
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Summary
*** content warning - this episode is NOT for children as we read a lot of Chuck Tingle Book Titles IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW***
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Mrs. Pearlmania's story report returns just in time for christmas with a book that has NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRISTMAS. Bury Your Gays is a sci-fi, hollywood, gay, horror comedy thriller, that bucks conventions while pounding our butts with incredible scenes.
Chuck Tingle is quite famous for his e-books of monster erotica, but this book is a deep dive into the mind of a screenwriter facing Hollywood studios, generative Ai, internalized homophobia, and so much more!
We have just a few epsiodes left in 2025, so this 2 hour long AUDIO ONLY spoiler filled adventure will keep you covered for your holiday hours.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Ho, ho, ho, ho! |
| 0:02.0 | It's a very special Christmas episode of The Story Report. |
| 0:08.0 | Ho, ho, ho, ho. |
| 0:10.0 | And my name is Santa Claus, and I'm here not with Mrs. Claus, but Mrs. Pearl Mania. |
| 0:18.0 | And Mrs. Pearl Mania has done a story report about a special book for all of you boys |
| 0:24.6 | and girls out there. And what book do you bring to tell us about today, Mrs. Pearl Mania? |
| 0:31.7 | Chuck Tingle, bury your gaze. Wait, Chuck Tingle? Yeah, Chuck Tingle. Wait, like the Chuck Tingle? Yes. |
| 0:38.3 | Babe, that's not for kids. |
| 0:39.3 | This wasn't a Christmas episode. |
| 0:41.3 | Too many frauds and too many scammers that we wish weren't real. |
| 0:48.3 | Too many cons and too many spammers and we're starting to feel like we've got too many tabs, oh, Ben, it's too many times. |
| 1:02.4 | Remember to smile. |
| 1:05.9 | That's right. |
| 1:07.0 | It's a story report, which is just me and Mrs. P on audio only. |
| 1:12.3 | Yeah, in a room. |
| 1:13.7 | In a room. Nobody can see us. |
| 1:15.4 | The blinds are closed. The doors are locked. |
| 1:19.3 | We are sat. |
| 1:20.9 | Yeah, we're ready to have a good time. |
| 1:22.1 | The story report, if you never heard it before, this is a special event that Mrs. P does when she is finished reading a book. Yep. And she likes to then tell me all about the way. It's a spoiler filled. Spoiler. It's a spoiler filled review. So basically this is going to be like a spark notes or a cliff notes version of the book. Yeah. That she's going to explain to me while I live react to it. Yes. |
| 1:45.9 | And everybody has a great time. |
| 2:01.9 | You do not have to have read the book. No, if anything, listening to this episode will count as an audio book for your story graph. That's very true. I've decided that's true. Yeah. And nobody can fight me about it. Yeah. And with that being said, Mrs. Pigg. Yes. A couple announcements before we get into the main show. |
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