STORM OF SPOILERS TOUR: Rick and Morty (Through the Portal, Part 2)
A Storm of Spoilers
Dave Gonzales and Neil Miller
4.6 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2017
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, uh, you doing okay? |
| 0:05.0 | I kinda know how you feel, Summer. |
| 0:07.0 | No, you don't. You're the little brother. |
| 0:09.0 | You're not the cause of your parents' misery. You're just a symptom of it. |
| 0:12.0 | Can I show you something? |
| 0:14.0 | No offense, but a drawing of me you made when you were eight isn't gonna make me feel like less of an accident. |
| 0:19.0 | That? Out there? That's my grave. |
| 0:22.0 | Wait, what? |
| 0:24.0 | On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world. |
| 0:28.0 | So we bailed on that reality and we came to this one. |
| 0:31.0 | Because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed. |
| 0:33.0 | And in this one, we were dead. |
| 0:35.0 | So we came here and we buried ourselves and we took their place. |
| 0:39.0 | And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast 20 yards away from my own rotting corpse. |
| 0:45.0 | So you're not my brother? |
| 0:47.0 | I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says don't run. |
| 0:52.0 | Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody's gonna die. |
| 0:57.0 | Come watch TV. |
| 1:22.0 | Hello and welcome to Storm of Spoilers off season two. |
| 1:29.0 | My name is Dave Gonzalez from the Fighting in the War Room podcast. |
| 1:33.0 | And if I had a memory parasite from the total recall episode of Rick and Morty, |
| 1:38.0 | I would have Tiny Cowboy writing a dog attached to me. |
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