Beware, spoiler fobs! It may all be in your mind!

This week on Storm of Spoilers, we return to a property that can legally call their superheroes'

meetings to discuss the ending of FX's Legion, which concluded today on FX.

The AstroPlan is dangerous, so make sure you've seen all the episodes

if you're spoiler-er-er-est. If you have some special glasses and help you see what's real,

that helped you. Let's follow the man in the diving suit. It's podcast time.

Hello and welcome to the Storm of Spoilers off-season tour. My name is Dave Gonzalez,

and if I could pick any X-Men to be my parent, I believe I would have to go with Dazzler,

because my parent would be an amazingly weird music-based X-Men, and I feel like I could maybe

have a reality TV show based on that. I'm Joanna Robinson, and if I had to be one X-Men to be

my parent, I would pick Hank aka the Beast McCoy, because he's well-read, and he's played by

Kelsey Grammer. What more could you want? And I'm Neal Miller, and if I had to pick an X-Men to

be my parent, I think it would be Gambit. Remi et tuis le beau. Yes. For several reasons,

one, his power is kind of fun, also gambling is fun, and I would probably get one of those sweet

cage and accents, which would definitely help in the dating department. Remi et tuis le beau.

You want some gumbo share? You didn't know how to get my impression, but I do get my impression.

We are constantly surprising us with your new impressions as we tour the various

pop culture avenues. None of them are good, but I have them. People like them, though. I think

quantity, not quality. It's a fine thing to apply to your impressions, I feel.

You're of course listening to Storms Boiler, it's the podcast that used to be about Game of Thrones,

but Game of Thrones is not on television right now, so we've been investigating other pop culture

things we've done. Your Harry Potter is, we've already done some X-Men stuff, we're kind of

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