The Where Spoiler Phobes, you have stumbled upon a storm of spoilers, a podcast about HBO's

Game Thrones series in conjunction with the song of Ice and Fire books by George R.R. Martin.

This discussion can expand to include any Game of Thrones relevant books, shows, internet

extras, special features, teases, trailers, interviews, rumors, guesses, theories, and general

crack-potitude. We are not ruining, we are enriching. After all, chaos isn't a pit. It's a ladder.

You do not wish to be spoiled or not caught up. Please stop now.

The Realm. Do you know what the Realm is? It's the thousand blades of Aegan's enemies.

A story we agreed to tell each other over and over until we forget that it's a lie.

But what do we have left once we abandon the lie? Chaos. A gaping pit waiting to swallow

us all. Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder.

Hello and welcome back to a storm of spoilers. My name is Dave Gonzalez and I have not read

any of the books in George R.R. Martin's a song of Ice and Fire series.

I'm Joanna Robinson. I've read every book in George R. Martin's a song of Ice and Fire

series and I read all of your crack-pot theories that did not come true last week.

I'm Neil Miller and I've read all the books in George R.R. Martin's a song of Ice and Fire series.

And I'm just here to fight for my feminist platform. But I'm doing so off-screen so don't

worry. It'll be fine.

You're of course listening to the show that spoils a whole bunch of Game of Thrones, even

if that means setting you up for things that don't happen. As was the case this week,

season 6, episode 8, no one. But before we get to that, we're going to listen to you,

the listener who has less to us reviews.

All right. So I'm going to do my best like, I don't know, bro accent to read this first

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