Storm Drain/Live from San Francisco Sketchfest
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2016
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes ladies or gentlemen to a LIVE episode of Spontaneanation, recorded at San Francisco SketchFest 2016! This week, Pauls special guest Jon Hamm of Mad Men! They chat about what book inspired Jon as a child, questionable babysitting tactics, and being pro- or anti-possum. Paul is then joined by Craig Cackowski, Matt Gourley, and Little Janet Varney to improvise a story set in a Storm Drain. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano! SPONTANEANATION LIVE returns to Largo on Saturday, June 4th, with improvisors Nyima Funk, Colleen Smith and Chris Tallman, with special interview guest Robyn Hitchcock! Tickets are available now: bit.ly/SPONT616
Photos by Liezl Estipona.
This episode is sponsored by Leesa.com and Seeso.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome, welcome all of you. |
| 0:14.0 | Welcome all of you. |
| 0:16.0 | Welcome you. |
| 0:18.0 | Welcome you. Welcome you. you and you welcome you welcome you welcome you |
| 0:22.6 | thank you |
| 0:28.6 | welcome ladies or gentlemen |
| 0:34.6 | welcome to this place. |
| 0:39.3 | This is a place where you're free to be you and me. |
| 0:44.9 | That's right. |
| 0:46.2 | Be you or steal my identity. |
| 0:51.5 | I've been daring people to steal my identity for quite some years now. |
| 0:55.5 | No one's taken up an offer, and it makes me feel very self-conscious. |
| 1:01.2 | Why don't identity thieves want to pretend to be me? |
| 1:04.6 | What's wrong with my life? Is it so horrible? |
| 1:07.5 | I clearly have a credit card. The number's out there on the internet. |
| 1:15.7 | I'm buying things on Amazon Prime. That's a little too class conscious, I guess. I shouldn't be out here like a big |
| 1:26.8 | shot Hollywood creep |
| 1:28.3 | talking about I can get a spatula at my door in two days. |
| 1:38.3 | Now they want you when you buy a spatula, |
| 1:42.3 | you want you to post some review about it. |
| 1:47.0 | I don't know what kind of narrative I can fabricate about how I turn that egg over |
| 1:57.0 | that's really going to get people jazzed about this spatula. |
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