Hey, it's so great to have you with us on the podcast today.

We love you guys.

We're praying for you and just believe you'll be blessed and encouraged.

So all the best to you.

God bless you.

It is a joy to come into your homes.

And we're just believing that 2006 is going to be a great year in your life. We're believing you're going to see God's favor like you've never seen it before. So I hope you get that down in you and let go of the negative things that happened last year and just start this new year off of fresh and a new. And we're believing that for each one of you. So glad you tuned in. If you're ever in our area, stop by and see us.

We'll make you feel right at home, but we're glad to have you. I like to start each week with something kind of funny. And, of course, these jokes I tell, most of them are not doctrinally correct, especially this one, but just to make us laugh. But I heard about this guy that was walking along the beach. And God said, son, you've been so faithful, I'm going to grant you one special wish.

He said, son, you've been so faithful, I'm going to grant you one special wish.

He said, well, God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly.

So my wish is that you'd build me a bridge across the ocean.

God said, son, that's impossible.

Think of the logistics of that.

Now take some time and wish again. He said, okay, God, impossible. Think of the logistics of that. Now, take some time and wish again.

He said, okay, God, I've been married four times, and all my ex-wives tell me I'm so insensitive.

So my wish is that I might be able to understand a woman. I want to know why they think like they

think, why they feel like they feel. I want to know how to truly make them happy.

There was a long pause and God said, do you want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?

All right. Hold your Bibles up. Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am.

I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do.

Today I will be taught the word of God.

I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same.

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