Since the dawn of humanity, we've cast our eyes upon the twinkling cloak that envelopes Earth and contemplated.

Are we alone?

Will any of these lights sparkling in the distance traverse across the galaxy, descend upon us,

and hold us captive as they subject me to painful medical experimentation?

Today I'll discuss the bizarre stories of several unfortunate souls who answer this question with a resounding yes. Let's dissect ten stories of alien abductions.

You're listening. You're listening. You're listening. Be amazed.

Number 10. Amy Rylance. In the early 90s, Amy Rylance, a teenager from down under, claimed that something from up above had used a tractor beam to extract her from her house.

Rylance and her friend Petra, who she said witnessed the abduction, stated that after she flew out the window, she was

taken aboard a spacecraft, where DNA samples were taken from her. Though Rylance denied that

the tests were in any way painful, she admitted that they had left marks all over her body. Most

puzzling about the case was that she was found 800 kilometers away from her home, a mere

three hours after she was snatched from her house.

So did this really happen?

Well, the physical evidence available is pretty underwhelming.

The only marks of the spacecraft's supposed presence was a torn curtain and some scorched bushes,

which Amy claims were burnt by the tractor beam.

Of course, this raises the obvious question of, how did the tractor beam burn the bush, but not cook her?

Number nine, Jesse Long.

A supposed frequent flyer of some planet's Earthling Studies and Abductions Department,

Jesse Long claims aliens have been abducting him since childhood.

According to Long, he and his brother were playing

in the woods when they saw a round structure that paralyzed them before a tall, slender creature

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