Our first story is submitted to us by Tasha and it is called The Gargoyle.

Hello Edy and Nick. Kasha and it is called the Gargoyle.

Hello Edy and Nick, this happened a few years back. One evening my ex boyfriend and I were having an argument.

My gargoyle statue was sitting on top of the living room TV.

The gargoyle flew up and off the TV and right past his head,

missed him by inches and landed on the ground next to him.

We looked at each other and then at the gargoyle

and we were just like, what the hell?

That argument was over just like that.

I've kept my little guy ever since.

He hangs out in my room close to my bed.

Have a spooky good day.

Sounds like the gargoy had her back.

That sounds like the gargoy was sick of your fighting.

Yeah.

He just ran into the window.

He just ran into the window. He just ran right into the window of one of those Windex birds.

He was like, give me out of you.

I can't.

And then I like how she was like, it was totally haunted,

so I kept it next to my bed.

Well, it's the next-boyfriend now, so maybe the gargoyle was right.

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