Storage Room In Back Of Hot Dog Stand

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone,including people not listening, back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Paulsspecial guest is the Academy Award-winning Jim Rash of Community! They chat about Jim's greatest mistake, when he learned that he was adopted, and what TVshow he'd save with a letter-writing campaign. Paul is then joined by Colleen Smith, Jean Villepique, and Craig Cackowski, to improvise a story set at Storage Room In Back of Hot Dog stand at Amusement Park Going Out of Business. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!THE NEXTSPONTANEANATIONLIVEAT LARGOISSOLD OUT!BUT TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW FOR THEDECEMBER 5th SHOW,FEATURING IMPROVISERSHAL LUBLIN,ANNIE SAVAGEANDJANET VARNEY, WITH SPECIAL GUESTRON FUNCHES!ALL PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY. TICKETS

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Welcome all of you.
0:08.0	Every person listening to this is welcome.
0:12.0	And you know what?
0:14.0	Even people not listening to this are also welcome.
0:18.0	They don't even know it.
0:20.0	Hmm. What a funny world this is!
0:23.6	Can you imagine all the things you're being welcomed to that you don't even realize
0:33.6	you're being welcome to?
0:36.6	It makes the world seem like a better place.
0:41.4	Even stuff you don't give a shit about.
0:46.6	You're still being welcome to.
0:49.3	For me, it's probably skate parks.
0:54.5	I'll never go to one.
0:56.7	And I'm saying that with absolute certainty.
1:00.3	I will go to my grave, never setting foot in a skate park.
1:06.0	Skateboarding is not a crime.
1:07.5	Well, maybe it should be.
1:10.7	Have we considered that making skateboarding a crime. Well, maybe it should be. Have we, hey, have we considered that making skateboarding a crime?
1:15.9	I'm not saying we have to, you know, make an amendment to the Constitution, although it is a living
1:21.3	document. I'm saying, maybe we should talk to our congresspersons and say, hey, the skateboarding, make it punishable by law.
1:35.4	And by death, no.
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