What's up guys welcome back to lightwage why are you so cool all of a sudden that you have to wear sunglasses bro

I literally dress like this every podcast bro. Why you keep doing this act what act be myself?

I don't know about that

But you keep dressing like fucking these characters you say that you do every time

But you really don't are you are you trying to get a girlfriend? Are you insecure? Yes

Welcome to the lightwage podcast my name is earlier. That's my close pal Joe slash coworker

Bro, you gotta stop calling me Joe. What am I supposed to call you? Ilya my name is Ilya

I honestly that joke is so over no one knows that every time you say it

I'm gonna I throw up internally nobody knows how to spell it all of the little Ilya inside me throw up when you say that joke

Change your name. No, I'm not changing my name

Unless unless it's for a bit, but I'm totally now you leave your really insecure

Maybe I'll just be dead

Let's say our podcast ends on bad terms in the next week or two, right? Okay. Yeah good

What's it called manifesting good manifestation? Yes, great positive

So in in one year from now, I text you and I say hey want to catch up

Do you respond are you crazy? Yes, bro? Are you fucking nuts?

You think I would say you to get what think about saying no to you. I love you, bro

Honestly, I love you ask me ask me

Fuck you

Honestly, fuck you

Okay, you better of course if you didn't I would actually consider you shitty human

No, wait what we built this beautiful. Yeah, yeah, I mean like honestly if if anything were to ever end

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