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Childproof

Stop When You Get To Three "No"s

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Congratulations, you've reached your podcast listening milestone. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori dive into the long list of developmental milestones that your kids are expected to meet. They offer reassurance to listeners, acknowledging the immense pressure felt by parents and emphasizing that you don't need to feel guilty if your children deviate from the list. However, they recount their own encounters with detecting early signs of developmental delays, shedding light on potential implications. CDC’s Developmental Milestones: https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/actearly/milestones/index.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, so we recorded this episode a few weeks back, and a few days after we chatted about milestones,

0:05.9

the American Academy of Pediatrics released some updates that a lot of professionals find,

0:11.3

questionable.

0:12.7

Please talk to your doctor about these updated milestones as it is an evolving conversation.

0:17.5

We're going to air this episode but know that we are referring to the old milestone lists. Our opinions still stand but as with all things

0:24.9

there's room for growth and further understanding. Enjoy the episode.

0:35.0

Hello and welcome to Child Proof by Betches Media. I'm Tori Phantom and she's mama cusses.

0:40.0

This episode is dedicated to all the parents who studied the milestone charts online like they were prepping for the SATs

0:46.3

And to all the parents who didn't realize milestone charts even existed

0:51.8

Are there parents that don't know about the charts?

0:54.0

I mean, probably.

0:56.0

I was studying them harder than I studied anything in high school,

1:00.0

so it wasn't me, but there's probably someone.

1:03.4

Same, I combat anxiety by over educating myself on stuff.

1:08.8

Let's talk about milestones.

1:10.8

First we got to start the timer.

1:12.3

Okay, so first of. First we got to start the timer.

1:22.0

Okay, so first of all, I'm going to do the thing that I despise when people do, but I'm going to assume that there are some people listening that don't know. What are milestones? We throw these

1:26.2

words around constantly but not all of us understand exactly what they are and

1:30.2

why so many people are obsessed with them. This is from the CDC. If that triggers alarm bells,

1:38.7

I want you to sit with that. Sit with that. And maybe while you're sitting with that, contact a therapist.

1:44.6

But this is from the CDC and I quote,

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