From the Abraham Lincoln radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

The Armstrong and Getty Show.

Remind me to tell the story of me having free cable later this hour.

Maybe next segment.

The more I think about it, the more trouble I am by it.

And part of that is having kids.

When you have kids, you gotta take a look at the way you're living your life now.

You gotta think about the way you're living life before.

I tell my kids not to steal.

I regularly say to my kids, I've never stolen anything in my life, which is true of like

grabbing an object.

But I did knowingly have free cable for a while.

I tapped into my neighbor's cable once for a couple of years, I believe.

And I've never spent a single second thinking about it.

I never will.

So there.

So while I'm roiled with angst.

It was great.

You can get that going.

Do it.

Because that was back in the day before targeted addressed boxes and stuff like that.

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