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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Stop The Pigeons

Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5808 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

A little bit extra, every weekday morning, from LBC's longest-serving presenter.

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0:00.0

Pay attention. The ferry leaves at 10am. Roads are busy.

0:03.5

Great. Dad, pack the boot.

0:04.8

Yeah. Rosie, got your teddy? Uh-huh. Honey, how's the car? Windows clean, car wax cup. I meant the tyres. Oh, sorted them at QuickFit last week. Brilliant. Planning the perfect getaway this summer, make sure your tyres are up for the job. Book today at QuickFit.com or your local centre. QuickFit. Drive away happy every time. This is Steve Allen's A Little Bit Extra.

0:23.1

Leading Britain's Conversation. You're listening to our podcast of Steve Allen.

0:28.3

Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today, the 27th of October. It's Wednesday.

0:33.6

And it's blooming raining again. Honestly, does it never stop? It was raining when I came, only a little bit.

0:38.3

Little bit of rain. And remember I told you the other day about the pigeons? We put up all this stuff now to get rid of them. Well, they found a way round it. They literally have, and there's now six of them, so unfortunately they're going to be dealt with. Let's just put it that way, shall we? Which is nice and polite.

0:36.3

I mean, they're very, very sneaky pigeons.

0:39.3

They're literally,

0:58.1

they've learnt how to walk their way around the spikes and everything else.

1:00.9

Unfortunately, we have a few little things up our sleeve, so they'll be having to find

1:04.6

somewhere else to go to. Great British Bake Off view is left disheartened as Amanda

1:08.7

is sent home after she and George struggled with a pastry challenge.

1:13.0

I have no idea what any of those things are. I know what the bake-off is. I don't know who Amanda is.

1:17.4

I just know, didn't we have that mad woman on there who would turn out, she was a midwife or something, wasn't she?

1:21.7

And she forgot to put flour in one of her recipes. She was obviously some buffoon, which is not particularly great. Firing back,

1:30.4

Space Jam 2, have you seen it? The Squid Game creator Huang Dong Hewik hits back.

1:36.4

And LeBron James, after the NBA star said he didn't like the Netflix series ending.

1:42.2

I don't even know what Squid Game is. I got no idea at all. It's like a Netflix show. That's why we can't complain the Netflix series ending. I don't even know what Squid Game is.

1:43.5

I got no idea at all. It's like a Netflix show. Oh, that's why we can't complain about Netflix shows. Angelina Jolie. Stunned London shoppers. She picked up some bargains for her daughter Vivian. One of those normal names, I think she's got of a child. All the rest of them are all sorts of names. But they went to H&M where they were surrounded by stunned shoppers.

2:19.0

Do you know, if I saw her out shopping, I wouldn't know who she was. I mean, I know what she looks like because she's got the fake hair, but I would have no idea. I mean, she goes into a packed street branch of H&M and then wonders why she's surrounded by people because she sort of goes out looking like Angelina Jolie,

2:20.8

and presumably there were bodyguards there as well.

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