Stop Stretching Your Sack
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2025
⏱️ 169 minutes
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Summary
The Rizz Show explores the cutting-edge world of... "Scrotox." Yep, you heard that right—there’s Botox for your boys, and it’s stretching out more than just Google searches. The crew dives balls-deep into the question no one asked but everyone’s curious about: why would anyone want a lower-hanging chandelier? Is this a porn industry secret, or just the next bizarre cosmetic craze you’ll regret explaining to your grandkids? Plus we dive into a variety of topics ranging from the strict drug laws in Dubai, the consequences of a gorgeous young British woman's mistake, and 80s drug culture. Rizzuto, Moon, Lern, Rafe, and King Scott also share their thoughts on the peculiarities of international travel, misunderstandings about currency, and the absurdity of modern-day drug-related legalities. From wrinkly raisins to silky-smooth sack drapes, this is one episode that proves humanity has officially run out of normal things to inject with Botox.
Show Notes:
- Marge Amighetti, creator of iconic STL sandwich, dies at 97
- British law student sentenced to 25 years in Dubai
- Man who fell 21 feet at PNC Park: 'I wake up with pain every day'
- Doctor shares major warning for men considering 'scrotox' procedure
- Belleville festivals adopt new rules, close earlier for safety
- “Whatever you paid him, it wasn’t enough”: Petty king hires Mariachi performer to trail cheating ex during move-out
- Maplewood restaurant named one of top 50 in America by New York Times
- Salmonella outbreak linked to Metabolic Meals sickens more than a dozen people, 7 hospitalized
- “Guys I’m scared”: Butter candle season is a thing and it’s coming
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| 0:00.0 | The Rizzuto Show podcast, powered by Dobbs. |
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| 0:23.0 | All right, let's hit it. |
| 0:25.6 | Little listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:30.4 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:31.5 | Rizuto. |
| 0:32.7 | Rurudo? |
| 0:33.2 | Rurudo. |
| 0:43.5 | Hey! Hey, good morning. |
| 0:44.5 | Everybody. |
| 0:45.5 | Hello. Hello. |
| 0:47.2 | Hi. |
| 0:49.1 | It is Thursday, September the 11th, 2025. |
| 0:53.6 | And we are coming at you. Come, You all right? What's happening in your foot? My boot came. My boot sole came off. Your tape? Trying to slam it back on. I thought you were stomping your foot like a charging bowl. It was. We're ready to go. I thought we brought the roaches from the Union Station studio. They finally got here. |
| 1:11.2 | They finally caught up. |
| 1:11.8 | It took five years. |
| 1:12.8 | It's interesting. |
| 1:13.6 | It's interesting of the conversations that are had right before the mics |
| 1:16.5 | turned on. |
| 1:17.1 | Like, I just typed in, how big is the typical line of cocaine and grams? |
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