Stop Stealing Vegetables Out of My Garden
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2025
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Grandpa likes stealing vegetables out of people’s gardens, so Danielle calls as a neighbor saying enough is enough!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:04.2 | I just normally do straight stand-up, but this is a bit different. |
| 0:08.0 | What do you get when a true crime producer walks into a comedy club? |
| 0:12.2 | Answer, a new podcast called Wisecrack, where a comedian finds himself at the center of a chilling true crime story. |
| 0:18.8 | Does anyone know what show they've come to see? |
| 0:22.1 | It's a story. It's about the scariest night of my life. This is Wisecrack, available now. |
| 0:28.9 | Listen to Wisecrack on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:34.6 | Football is back. That's right. The new NFL season is here and you should be |
| 0:39.2 | listening to NFL Daily as we march along to Super Bowl 60. It's in the name NFL Daily. So you'll |
| 0:45.6 | have fresh content in your feed all season long. Join me, Greg Rosenthal, in an all-star cast |
| 0:50.9 | of co-hosts for previews and recaps of every single game. |
| 0:54.6 | NFL Daily will keep you up to date with everything you need to know so you can sound smarter than all your friends. |
| 1:00.2 | Listen to NFL Daily on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:05.4 | What I told people, I was making a podcast about Benghazi. |
| 1:09.7 | Nine times out of ten, they called me a masochist, rolled their eyes, or just asked, why? |
| 1:16.3 | Benghazi, the truth became a web of lies. |
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| 1:34.0 | podcasts. |
| 1:36.0 | Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. |
| 1:38.5 | The Elvis Duran phone tap. |
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